Something different
Coca Cola
We have been a loyal Consumer of Coca Cola for many years, this is a well known fact, supported by a farewell present being a fully stocked Coca Cola fridge and for our 40th birthday one of the presents were 40 personalised cans of Coke. If a vendor offers us one of the many Cola alternatives, we politely ask the vendor if they would be willing to accept “Monopoly money”, we only recognise the original, the one and only, Coca Cola, Coke.
As a result, we believe that Coca Cola should seriously consider a partnership with Root4Plant (Pty) Ltd and The Crazy Accountant. Join us on our entrepreneurial adventure.
As a teaser a few conservative estimates related to the consumption of Coca Cola, as at 28 September 2022.
Coca-Cola - Total Litres consumed to date
Coca-Cola - Equivalent number of Cans consumed to date
Approximate Inter-Continental Kilometres flown accompanied by Coca Cola
Approximate Inter-Continental Height (In Kilometres) accompanied by Coca Cola
Fortune 500 Financial Closes accompanied by Coca-Cola
Approximate Fortune 500 hours worked accompanied by Coca-Cola
We support the responsible consumption of Coca Cola.
GOLF
As a high handicap golfer The Crazy Accountant offers a unique opportunity to companies in the golfing industry, one that requires “serious consideration”, the offer is as follows, to provide sponsorship for him not to use your products, as we said a unique opportunity.
Alternatively partner with The Crazy Accountant and follow his exciting golf exploits, which tend to be off the beaten track. We know exactly where we are going on the golf course, unfortunately the golf ball has its own ideas.
